Broadway BENG!

Ok, as i promised in my last post, i will blog on the musical 'Broadway Beng'.

Went to watch 'Broadway Beng' with my family yesterday, at the DBS Arts Centre.
I didn't really enjoy it as much as my parents, because the whole musical was almost in hokkien, and I only understand a little bit. LOL!
Sebestian Tan was the 'Beng' and he was really humourous.
He made lots of singaporean jokes!
There was this joke about 'Indecent KTV's'
When you want to hook up a girl at the KTV, it's just like driving a car, you move from the 1st gear, to the 2nd gear, to the 3rd gear, to the 4th gear and finally to the 5th gear and SPEED off!
1st step, you will walk into a dark room.
Next, an ugly mamasan will walk into the room. Trailing behind that old and ugly mamasan will be girls which have number tags on their waist.
2nd step, you will use your feeling to choose a girl that you want(just like betting on a horse at Turf Club) because it is very dark and you can't really see if the girl is beautiful or not. The girl will sit beside you on the sofa.
3rd step, get into a conversation with the girl.
4th step, eat real 'peanuts' (If you are dirty enough, you will get what I'm trying to say! Wahahaha!)
5th step, Chiong ahh!!!

OK, there you have it. Now you know what happens inside a Indecent KTV!
Theres a science test on Tuesday, and I need to go study already.
Bye!